The Frightening Fridge Foot

Gather round to see a gruesome sight. A novelty that will chill your blood, raise your hairs, and make you ill.
It’s the severed Fridge Foot of Fanning!
---Screams of Terror----
That’s right folks you will see it in all its glory, bone sticking out abrasions and all. All in its native habitat, the dorm room fridge.
Step right up and see the terror.




Well, I’m sure your thinking to yourself. Why is there a foot in your fridge Tiana?
The answer is simple. My suite mates.
Yes. My darling suite mates, Meredith and Rachel, put the foot in our fridge. Mainly to scare Jennifer. It’s a candy foot. Made from gummy. But it’s incredibly realistic. It’s been sitting there a week. I’m pretty sick of seeing it. So the foot shall migrate to Erin's room because she hates feet.
That my friends, is the chilling tale of the Fanning Fridge Foot.